Monday, March 17, 2008

Expert analysis on the expert's analysis: Monday

The NCAA bracket was released last night. Undoubtedly this means that you have spent your entire day filling out brackets and avoiding school and work. But there are those among us that are paid to sift through the tournament. These people are anointed experts by their networks or publications. People all over the country wait for these people to weigh in before they fill out their own brackets. These experts go generally unchecked. Anyone remember who Dick Vitale picked to win the 2006 tourney? I've decided to anoint myself an expert on experts. Over the next several days I will compile the experts picks from as many sources as possible and evaluate them at the end of the tournament. First up ESPN TV personalities weigh in.


Jay Bilas
Qualifications: Played for Duke, drafted by the Dallas Mavericks, licensed attorney, member of the screen actors guild, has Coach K's cell number.
2007 Final Four: 3 out of 4
2008:














Expert analysis on the expert's analysis: Grow a pair Jay--all four 1 seeds? Come on.

Hubert Davis
Qualifications
: Played at North Carolina, averaged 8.2 points, 1.5 rebounds and 1.7 assists per game for four different NBA teams, and has seen Micheal Jordan naked.
2008:

Expert analysis on the expert's analysis: Ground breaking, he substituted #1 Memphis for #2 Texas.

Digger Phelps
Qualifications: Coached at Notre Dame, shares the NCAA record for most upsets over a #1 team at seven, and has as many highlighters as he does ties.
2008:

Expert analysis on the expert's analysis: Jay Bilas should have covered his paper better, Digger has the same final four.

Dick Vitale
Qualifications: Coached the Detroit Pistons to a 30-52 record in the78-79 season, has been a part of ESPN since 1979, and can talk faster than you.
2007 Final Four: 3 out of 4
2008:

Expert analysis on the expert's analysis: All 1 and 2 seeds, doesn't anyone at ESPN have any guts what-so-ever? Anyone?

Enter new hire
Bob Knight
Qualifications: He's Bob Kight
2007 Final Four: Who cares he has 3 national championships.
2008:

Expert analysis on the expert's analysis: Do you really think I have the guts to say something derogatory about Coach Knight?

Check in tomorrow as more expert analysis rolls in from around the net. Found some that I don't have listed? leave a comment.

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